Hi, California.

Congratulations, you found the blog. I bet you're feeling pretty pleased with yourself, huh?

I'm putting an end to that smuggery right now. You never would've found it if Jenn and I hadn't dropped so many hints. Knowing the city and the aliases really gave you an edge.

So I guess what I'm saying is that you need to wipe that smug look off your face, you're not that smart.

And your hair is silly.